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pursueyourself) wrote2011-09-08 09:08 pm
pursueyourself) wrote2011-09-08 09:08 pm
[ 004 : video/action ] brb shoving food into every stomach available
[ The video feed opens to one protagonist wearing a spiffy white chef's hat and an apron with a pineapple decal. Guess who's cooking anything and everything he can? Thankfully though, any and all questionable foods seem to be stacked on one table, while everything else looks perfectly normal and safe. Souji seems to have gone all out today, making food like fish fillet, steak, sushi rolls, and various kinds of salad amongst other things (as for how he managed to cook all this by himself...that's a question for the ages). There's even a bunch of baked goods around for those with a sweet tooth. ]
If anyone's around Phanga Neighborhood, I suddenly felt the urge to cook a bunch of dishes today, so if anyone wants any, feel free to stop by. I set up the yard with a bunch of tables and chairs, if you'd prefer to eat here. And there's a lot to go around, so don't feel like you have to hold back.
And I think that's it? Looking forward to seeing everyone.
[ A slight tip of his hat, and the video feed is cut.
As for people who are actually anywhere nearby Phanga Neighborhood, if the smell of delicious food doesn't stop you, the rather zealous chef will. He insists. After all, one can't let food go to waste!
Someone might also notice that he seems to have taken a liking to switching aprons on a whim...]
If anyone's around Phanga Neighborhood, I suddenly felt the urge to cook a bunch of dishes today, so if anyone wants any, feel free to stop by. I set up the yard with a bunch of tables and chairs, if you'd prefer to eat here. And there's a lot to go around, so don't feel like you have to hold back.
And I think that's it? Looking forward to seeing everyone.
[ A slight tip of his hat, and the video feed is cut.
As for people who are actually anywhere nearby Phanga Neighborhood, if the smell of delicious food doesn't stop you, the rather zealous chef will. He insists. After all, one can't let food go to waste!
Someone might also notice that he seems to have taken a liking to switching aprons on a whim...]
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[He shakes his head a little, still eating the cupcake.]
Hey, at least the food's good.
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[ He dramatically rolls his eyes as he sets down another food-filled tray nearby. ]
Most of it should be. I didn't try to experiment with most of what's here right now.
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Little does he know at this point--]Good. Maybe you should give the girls some pointers sometime.
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[ That is what he heard, right? C: ]
Sure, but I'll need more help next time. I don't want to have to fix the kitchen wall again.
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[Nope you need to get your hearing checked. ^_^]
Heh, I can't help you there - I don't exactly think they'd listen to me.
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[ After you, Phones! ]
But you'll still help anyway, right?
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[Pfff.]
...Sure. I'll...totally help. [YEAH RIGHT.]
Or I can make sure to clear the premises.
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[ This is the most innocent smile ever, what are you talking about... ]
Don't think I can't hunt you down.
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You’d never do that to me, man!
[Pause.]
…Right?
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[ The only thing reassuring about this smile is that he isn't taking a leaf from Teddie's book and sparkling. ]
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I don't...know.
[HE IS SO UNSURE.]
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That so? Well then, I'll see you in the kitchen when the time comes to deal with possible new mystery foods.
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Yes sir...
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[ 8D ]
I'll cook something as a reward. Any requests?
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[Yosuke? Overdramatic? Never.]
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[ Nothing's ever overdramatic when it comes to Mystery Food X... ]
Think we can get someone else to be the taste tester?
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[But...]
...Maybe they'll do it if we pay them.
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..."Might" being the keyword there.
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...Maybe we should have them sign a waiver. Y'know, so they know what they're getting into.
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...Sounds like a plan to me. I'll go draft one later. Anything in particular we should add?
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[Dramatic pause.]
...Death.
[He's just having fun with that last one. Or is he?
No he's pretty sure he's just mimicking those drug commercials...]