pursueyourself: (and that's just horrible)
Souji Seta ([personal profile] pursueyourself) wrote2011-10-11 05:39 pm

[ 005 : action/this is too wtf to subject to the main comm ] fridge habits die hard

[ So, during the Kraken attack, the Persona 4 house's kitchen got busted. Again. Which of course means that Souji has to make arrangements to fix it. Again. (For those who bet that the second time would be another cooking accident, pay up now, suckers!)

With said arrangements partly done by midafternoon, Souji's ordered a small and sort of late lunch from one of the locals. It was a new dish, he remembers them saying. And Souji was never averse to a new dish (except when made by lethal chefs, but that's a while different matter, thank you very much), so he gladly decided to be one of the first (unbeknownst to him, he in fact is actually the first) to try it out.

Said dish is an odd shade of green and looks...oddly familiar to basically anyone who's been in Vatheon for the past week. Slightly offsetting it is some strategically placed rice and vegetables... But there's still a rather odd smell wafting from the plate. Nothing poisonous, no, but anyone with actual taste buds would agree that it's definitely not the most appetizing smell in the world.

Souji seems to pay no heed to the implications though, and starts to dig in with a large bite.

One moment later, he collapses, falling off his chair in a surprisingly overdramatic manner, complete with fork twirling in the air before clattering to the ground next to his OHKO'd body.

Welp. Ladies and gentlemen, the Leader of the Inaba Investigation Team. ]

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
The girls are very...persuasive. It'd have been more painful if I didn't.

[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine; I'll be back to normal tomorrow.

[ Totally speaking form experience here... ]
twiceinhabited: (Chibi - Glance)

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[personal profile] twiceinhabited 2011-10-13 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
It's that awful?

[It must be if you passed out.]

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[identity profile] singsforsouls.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

...are you going to be all right?

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[identity profile] heroistics.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
H-Hey! I can't believe he actually ate that—

Are you okay, sir?

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[identity profile] toomanypetals.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It probably shortened your life span. By 5 years or so.
messianic: (into my ear:)

[personal profile] messianic 2011-10-13 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[...welp. This doesn't surprise him somehow.]

Maybe it would be better with some takoyaki sauce.

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Thoughtful pause... ]

Then I guess that means my life span's been shortened by about four Mystery Food Xs worth of years.

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[identity profile] toomanypetals.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
So by about two decades.

[Sucks to be you.]

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the worst...

I'd rate it 13.

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sup fellow protag ]

Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a...cting like this never happened.

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Even when not attacking, the Kraken is a pain in the stomach.

...Sadly, he's had worse. ]


Oh, they added stars to the bubble.

[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Souji seems to really be considering that. Once he regains consciousness, that is. ]

And less seasoning too. Maybe more time to let it roast? I think that's what they said they did to it... But grilling might be better instead...hmm...

Fsteak sounds good right about now. Ah, wait, that's not right... Potatoes would look less traumatizing.

[ Frankly, he's only half-sure of what he's saying right now. Souji's vision is oddly full of unicorn-less rainbows, and it's rather distracting, to say the least. ]

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a long time...

[ This is totally something to be randomly curious about, okay. ]

I should at least live long enough to know what would happen to my hair.

[identity profile] dystopiadreams.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhm...

*Selphie stares at the SFC*

...maybe drink some water? Lots of water? And take some sugar!

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[identity profile] heroistics.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[That is a scary thought.]

... I think you should see a doctor.
tsundyne: (not this shit again)

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[personal profile] tsundyne 2011-10-13 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Five more--

[...What. Agghhh, okay, she stops shaking him just then. Instead she'll fold her arms, trying to hold back a smirk as she shakes her head at him.]

Heh. Well I guess that means you're okay...

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[identity profile] garbagecanned.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Don't pull that on me.

[And he's shaking him more.]

Dude, wake up!

[And this is why he tries to stay away from strange food...]

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[identity profile] raincoats.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ w h a t . ]

Kid, you didn't seriously just eat that did you?

[ kind of disgusted here tbh... ]

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, why won't that golden glove thing stay still....

[ Mumble, mumble. Things seem really fluffy right now. And glittery. ]

Need a key...sword...something...

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His mumbling's a bit hard to hear because of the shaking, but eh, that shouldn't distort the message much. ]

Beclaws I'll haunt you with puns if you don't...

[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sugar might not be the best to eat right now, but I'll definitely go get some water...

[ Souji would rather just sleep it off, but he supposes he should do something about that...aftertaste at least. ]

[identity profile] dystopiadreams.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
But sugar is good for you!~

*According to Selphie, sugar is medicine, so she whines the point home*

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ah.

[ Yeah, give him a couple of moments to process that. ]

Sorry for worrying you. But I'll be fine by tomorrow.

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[identity profile] heroistics.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure? I swear, that thing didn't look edible...

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