[ 005 : action/this is too wtf to subject to the main comm ] fridge habits die hard

[pursueyourself]

[ So, during the Kraken attack, the Persona 4 house's kitchen got busted. Again. Which of course means that Souji has to make arrangements to fix it. Again. (For those who bet that the second time would be another cooking accident, pay up now, suckers!)

With said arrangements partly done by midafternoon, Souji's ordered a small and sort of late lunch from one of the locals. It was a new dish, he remembers them saying. And Souji was never averse to a new dish (except when made by lethal chefs, but that's a while different matter, thank you very much), so he gladly decided to be one of the first (unbeknownst to him, he in fact is actually the first) to try it out.

Said dish is an odd shade of green and looks...oddly familiar to basically anyone who's been in Vatheon for the past week. Slightly offsetting it is some strategically placed rice and vegetables... But there's still a rather odd smell wafting from the plate. Nothing poisonous, no, but anyone with actual taste buds would agree that it's definitely not the most appetizing smell in the world.

Souji seems to pay no heed to the implications though, and starts to dig in with a large bite.

One moment later, he collapses, falling off his chair in a surprisingly overdramatic manner, complete with fork twirling in the air before clattering to the ground next to his OHKO'd body.

Welp. Ladies and gentlemen, the Leader of the Inaba Investigation Team. ]

Comments

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[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

[...DUDE THAT IS DISGUSTING]

You didn't... seriously just try to eat that, did you.

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[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

[ Sometime after Souji has regained consciousness.... Only consciousness though. He appears to be in the Sick condition at the moment. Whoops.

After another moment full of thinking about how to eloquently answer that question, he finally speaks while looking quizzically at the...food in question. ]

Yeah. Seriously tried.

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[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

...That's disgusting.

[ALL HIS COOKING ALARMS ARE GOING OFF. S-SOB.]

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[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

...Whatever you just ate, I don't even wanna try. It looks disgusting.

_{[Says the guy eating this funky (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c8/Saagroti.jpg) dish.]}

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[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

[ Well, this took an embarassingly long time to respond to... ]

Yeah, looks like something went wrong with the preparation...

[ Pause. ]

What are you eating anyway?

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[ninthserenade.livejournal.com]

Way wrong. I don't think you're supposed to make people fall outta their chairs.

_{[He glances down, then back at the camera.]}

S'called Sarson ka saag if I remember right. S'pretty good if you haven't tried it before.

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[twiceinhabited]

[While Souji's passed out, Amane looked a bit disgusted (what is that dish), before putting up her neutral expression.]

Are you okay?

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[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

[ A few minutes later... ]

...I'm fine. I just feel like I got attacked by that monster again.

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[twiceinhabited]

It's that awful?

[It must be if you passed out.]

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[tsundyne]

[So Yukari's been taking care of the injured Minato, and fighting when she can. She thought she might try to get him something nice to eat--which of course did not include the very Kraken who gave him said injuries in the first place. But when she saw That Color, she simply had to look. Curiosity demanded it.

...She had no idea she'd see a familiar face, passed out there.]

H-Hey--

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[tsundyne]

--Souji-kun?

[...]

Hey, come on. W-wake up...!

[Shaking him a little now, because goddamnit--]

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[garbagecanned.livejournal.com]

[And...Yosuke just happens to be passing by when he saw Souji passed out on the ground. Looking at the food and then the body...well, he put two and two together.]

Dude...is there anything you don't eat?

[Because Souji passing out is completely normal and nothing to worry about, yup.

...But he may be kneeling down next to him and shaking him slightly. Just. You know. To make sure he's still alive.]

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[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

[ Nope. There's pretty much nothing he won't eat. Half because he likes food, half because he'll be forced to eat it anyways. ]

Please take care of Nanako......

[ ...Yeah, he's still out of it. ]

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[6coined.livejournal.com]

*...This samurai guy? He for one was bit curious how the kraken will taste, good thing you did a demonstration Souji.*

That's one of the "new dishes" the natives were speaking of ...

*notes in head: don't accept everything they give you.*

Are you all right?

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[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

I'm not dead...

[ A late reply, but a reply nonetheless. He still appears to be on the ground though. Getting up is haaard. ]

[dystopiadreams.livejournal.com]

*Selphie's face is right up against the SFC. She knows the look of that dish way too much*

Heeey~~~ Wait!

*Urgh - too late!*

Uhm... Mister? Are you okay?

[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah, time's totally going to be passing before he can answer this. ]

Don't worry, I'm not dying. ...Not anymore.

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[singsforsouls.livejournal.com]

[ ... ]

...are you going to be all right?

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[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

[ sup fellow protag ]

Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a...cting like this never happened.

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[heroistics.livejournal.com]

H-Hey! I can't believe he actually ate that—

Are you okay, sir?

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[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

[ Even when not attacking, the Kraken is a pain in the stomach.

...Sadly, he's had worse. ]

Oh, they added stars to the bubble.

[messianic]

[...welp. This doesn't surprise him somehow.]

Maybe it would be better with some takoyaki sauce.

[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

[ Souji seems to really be considering that. Once he regains consciousness, that is. ]

And less seasoning too. Maybe more time to let it roast? I think that's what they said they did to it... But grilling might be better instead...hmm...

Fsteak sounds good right about now. Ah, wait, that's not right... Potatoes would look less traumatizing.

[ Frankly, he's only half-sure of what he's saying right now. Souji's vision is oddly full of unicorn-less rainbows, and it's rather distracting, to say the least. ]

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[raincoats.livejournal.com]

[ w h a t . ]

Kid, you didn't seriously just eat that did you?

[ kind of disgusted here tbh... ]

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[pursueyourself.livejournal.com]

[ Obviously you should have just spiked his fridge... ]

......Well, it looked interesting.