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Souji Seta ([personal profile] pursueyourself) wrote2011-10-11 05:39 pm

[ 005 : action/this is too wtf to subject to the main comm ] fridge habits die hard

[ So, during the Kraken attack, the Persona 4 house's kitchen got busted. Again. Which of course means that Souji has to make arrangements to fix it. Again. (For those who bet that the second time would be another cooking accident, pay up now, suckers!)

With said arrangements partly done by midafternoon, Souji's ordered a small and sort of late lunch from one of the locals. It was a new dish, he remembers them saying. And Souji was never averse to a new dish (except when made by lethal chefs, but that's a while different matter, thank you very much), so he gladly decided to be one of the first (unbeknownst to him, he in fact is actually the first) to try it out.

Said dish is an odd shade of green and looks...oddly familiar to basically anyone who's been in Vatheon for the past week. Slightly offsetting it is some strategically placed rice and vegetables... But there's still a rather odd smell wafting from the plate. Nothing poisonous, no, but anyone with actual taste buds would agree that it's definitely not the most appetizing smell in the world.

Souji seems to pay no heed to the implications though, and starts to dig in with a large bite.

One moment later, he collapses, falling off his chair in a surprisingly overdramatic manner, complete with fork twirling in the air before clattering to the ground next to his OHKO'd body.

Welp. Ladies and gentlemen, the Leader of the Inaba Investigation Team. ]

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[identity profile] garbagecanned.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[And...Yosuke just happens to be passing by when he saw Souji passed out on the ground. Looking at the food and then the body...well, he put two and two together.]

Dude...is there anything you don't eat?

[Because Souji passing out is completely normal and nothing to worry about, yup.

...But he may be kneeling down next to him and shaking him slightly. Just. You know. To make sure he's still alive.
]

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nope. There's pretty much nothing he won't eat. Half because he likes food, half because he'll be forced to eat it anyways. ]

Please take care of Nanako......

[ ...Yeah, he's still out of it. ]

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[identity profile] garbagecanned.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Don't pull that on me.

[And he's shaking him more.]

Dude, wake up!

[And this is why he tries to stay away from strange food...]

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His mumbling's a bit hard to hear because of the shaking, but eh, that shouldn't distort the message much. ]

Beclaws I'll haunt you with puns if you don't...

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[identity profile] garbagecanned.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He's groaning. Very loudly.]

Okay, okay. I'll take care of Nanako-chan. There, is that better?

[he'll just. Pacify him ok.]

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Good... Now run five hundred laps around the city...

[ Rolling over in his sleep, yup. ]

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[identity profile] garbagecanned.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Five hundred--?!

[HUFF.]

Don't hold your breath on that.

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Glub...

[ Zzzz...

Well, he's not about to go hold his breath now. Instead, he'll just be passed out over here. Again. ]

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[identity profile] garbagecanned.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Glub isn't an answer...

[He sighs a little and pokes at Souji. So...uh. What now, Yosuke...]

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[identity profile] pursueyourself.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ He won't be waking up anytime soon without help, nope. Just look at those zzz's wafting from his head! ]